Oops. I just remembered: I still have to contact Rob Zombie about the chapter where I mention the song “Dragula.” I know, I could just make up my own fun goth band and lyrics. But:
- In the past month, I’ve had about as much creativity in me as I do coffee this morning: ZERO. And
- Dragula has been part of my ‘goth repertoire’ since I was 15
I came from a small town, much like Spartacus’s Brenville, but when my mom and I wandered into Hot Topic in Portland for the first time…wow. I immediately assumed all goth kids shopped there (that was before I knew the term “mall goth“). While we “browsed” the plaid pants and leather corsets and ironic t-shirts, Dragula blared on loop.
“Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches, and slammin’ in the back of my draaaagulaaaaaaaaa!”
I was trying to look askance at everything…but everything was so cool. So sexy. What would everyone think of nerd Molly in a plaid mini-skirt with chains? And the shoes! Oh, my god, the shoes.
Can one be an uncertain, frumpy teen with very in-your-face, confident, knee-high, lace-up Doc Martins?
Maybe mom would buy me a new wardrobe? Maybe mom would, *cough cough* LET me be goth? at least I’d finally know where to shop (in retrospect, that would have made me a hot pocket goth).
While Mom didn’t spring for a new wardrobe, but she did buy us 6-inch, red platform high-heels. With sparkles. And yes, us. They were to be shared (that was the deal for her buying them). …Let’s not talk about who actually wore them. I did write a short essay about the trip for English, which included a lot of cringing on my part, grinning on my mom’s, and that song, Dragula, on loop:
“Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches, and slammin’ in the back of my draaaagulaaaaaaaaa!”
When I wrote the goth kids into Spartacus and the Circus of Shadows, I had to write in that part, even though it is, yes, 13 years old. I have one of the characters, Puck, remark that “they don’t make music like this any more.” Which they might. But then, I haven’t wandered into a Hot Topic with my mom in a few years now. If Mr. Zombie doesn’t grant me the permissions…I just might have to take a trip to see what the kids are listening to these days…
*My favorite part of the video is the random robot dancing with Rob at 1:16.








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